The Singles Jukebox
Singles Going Steady

By: US Stylus Staff
2005-11-07



Posted 11/07/2005 - 12:30:18 PM by whiteboysushi:
 Animated JPEG, eh...? Also, DARE deserves an automatic two-point deduction for having the least entertaining video of any Gorillaz song ever (although the ending was good for a laugh and a brief moment of forgiveness the first time I saw it).
 
Posted 11/07/2005 - 01:04:14 PM by IanMathers:
 Ooh, I haven't seen it - what happens?
 
Posted 11/07/2005 - 06:55:24 PM by joeyjeremiah:
 that old Madonna press shot is totally disgusting.
 
Posted 11/07/2005 - 08:59:04 PM by TheBrad:
 I thought it was Roseanne Barr.
 
Posted 11/08/2005 - 12:11:24 PM by bj_randolph:
 I don't know why people are so impressed that Madonna's still churning out hits after all these years. How old was Cher when she sold back-to-back club smashes to the same demographic with "Strong Enough" and "Life After Love"? Madonna's longevity is due to a simple and smart business decision: stop trying to appeal to teenagers, a choice she made long ago. Let's face it, there are two groups of pop music consumers who are loyal enough to stick with an artist straight to the grave, no matter what they release: suburban metalheads and aging queens who refuse to outgrow their happy-go-l(f)ucky club days. Grab the attention of one of those two and you can churn out the same old hits forever.
 
Posted 11/09/2005 - 04:13:08 PM by AlfredSoto:
 How 'bout another way, bjrandolph: keep writing songs as great as "Hung Up"?
 
Posted 11/09/2005 - 07:13:06 PM by JohnCameron:
 MADGE ATTACKS, REPORT AT ELEVEN

(...i like it.)