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| | One time when I was imagining what it might be like to have sex with Lisa Oliver's pleasingly plump and concupiscent frame, I started softly singing "the Temples of Syrinx." |
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| | Polyphonic, while I am sure that your subtle as a flying mallet seduction techniques are admired by construction workers the world over, would you mind easing up a bit? Not only does my mother read this column, but so does my soon to be 90 year old grandmother. And I would like them both to continue to be able to. Thanks. |
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| | My grandmother is dead. Thanks for reminding me. |
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| | But seriously, you're pretty cute. We could just get drinks first? |
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| | i'm intrigued to see where this goes.. |
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| | I'd wager it is going nowhere fast, as polyphonic is clearly just a fat loser living in some basement somewhere with nothing better to do than harass women on the Internet with crude sexual come-ons. Best of luck with that tactic in the real world, kid! Oh wait--you'd have to meet a real woman to find out, wouldn't you? |
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