Justin Timberlake
FutureSex/LoveSounds

Jive
2006
B+
Reviewed by: Barry Schwartz
Reviewed on: 2006-09-12



Posted 09/12/2006 - 08:21:04 AM by meatbreak:
 All it takes is a B+ to crown a new King. Man, have we lowered the bar for ourselves or what?
 
Posted 09/12/2006 - 09:40:52 AM by mvdu76:
 I have to disagree the other way here. The album is not sexy at all - it's just bad funk with come-ons that fall flat.
 
Posted 09/12/2006 - 10:35:32 AM by GavinM:
 It's not a surprise that JT can't be seductive... He's been a hearthrob since he grew nuts on his hair and only got more rich and famous after that. He can date anyone he wants without trying. At least JT put in a lot of effort on the music end, but he doesn't know what sexy is. It sure ain't talking about his dick. Also, BAD FALSETTO!
 
Posted 09/12/2006 - 11:32:36 AM by raskolnikov:
 A record for losers, made by a loser, produced by hacks, and reviewed by a schmuck. Keep up the good work.
 
Posted 09/12/2006 - 11:54:21 AM by florenz6:
 Excuse me, was this review a joke??! It finally produced some laughs...
 
Posted 09/16/2006 - 03:48:57 AM by JuanLars:
 First off, it's refreshing to read that someone else is as in love with What Goes Around was I am. Disagree on the Until the End of Time rip, though. The usage of that Prince drum effect makes this ballad (why is it that slow jams seem to be so misunderstood?) even better.
 
Posted 02/23/2007 - 04:12:24 PM by hibeside:
 anybody interested in the non-traditional pop structure of some of these songs? they're even doubly titled. the first half of a song seems unrelated to the second. Is this assuming the club nature of his songs, a plead for remixes, good marketing given the waning attention span of the listening public, the radio-ready? I heard something like this on one of the last few songs of kanye West's latest cd, except not as explicitly acknowledged. any takers more knowledgeable about hip hop than I.