illiam B. Swygart was born on the 29th July 1983 in the lovely surroundings of the maternity unit of Dulwich Hospital in South London. Apparently it doesn't exist anymore, but never mind. He currently fluctuates between Croydon and Leeds, either being an office temp, a student, or a no-good lazy assed so-and-so. He used to write Stylus' weekly rundown of the UK Top 40 singles chart till Radio 1 decided the top 40 would be better served by being excruciatingly unlistenable catwank, so now he contents himself with editing the UK Singles Jukebox and writing articles that involve just that tiny bit more swearing than is strictly necessary, along with doing 'Home Taping's Killing Music' for The Stycast every fortnight. He enjoys the element of surprise, but he possesses it an awful lot less often than he thinks he does, and has been known to get somewhat enthusiastic about The Delgados, The Futureheads and Girls Aloud. Sometimes, he gets a bit worrying.